Becky was- and this is an understatement- appalled. She’d gotten some wierd calls before; people did crazy shit all the time, and they often required immediate medical assistance. This one was definitely unprecedented. The caller, a young man by the name of Doug, had called, asking for an ambulance, while him and his girlfriend were getting freaky. Doug apparently thought it help set the mood by showing her that he could pop his eyes out of his socket. Then, he tripped and landed face-first into a box of Cici’s mac and cheese pizza that they had eaten for dinner. Not only did he scratch his left eye on some half-eaten crust, but his eyes were covered in cheese sauce and grease. This caused his eyes to slip out of their sockets when he tried to put them back. Needless to say, Becky quit her job after that call. Her mother was right, she should’ve just married rich.
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