A long summer night
I just wanted a bite.
The munchies were bad.
It was making me sad.
The movies were rolling
And the dog was just strolling.
He looked at me with puppy dog eyes,
And I knew he wanted pies.
To hell with what he wanted,
Someone had just screamed.
I ran outside to see,
I thought it was a bee.
It was wonder woman
Eating pizza with a newman.
“Did you want a slice?”
I just wanted rice.
“I think i’ll pass”
“Don’t be an ass”